Mostly White People Church
I decided to go bro and sure enough
the piano chased a spirit of religion
right out the sanctuary like they said
and down the aisle somebody rolled
a boulder that hit the altar breaking
into rocks all over that fancy place
and threads in dresses got gold
or some bright color before the air
smelled like honeysuckle fumes
and you shoulda seen the balcony
clock fall and smash setting off
wristwatches flying everywhere
the camera on the boom dropped
its jaw and some woman's tongue
grew a shoot or some kind of vine
the baptismal waters got to laughing
and Bibles flapped to that crazy verse
in 2 Corinthians 5 and then I saw a fire
in my wife's ear! flipped me out man
I blew it out but the flame came back
like them birthday candles It's okay
she said It don't hurt and that's when
I hit the floor and started praying
and got slain in the Spirit good
that's the last thing I remember
until my little honey woke me up
in the back row after the service
so I just wanted to let you know
it's true about the piano and that
this mostly white people church
ain't as bad as we thought it was
I decided to go bro and sure enough
the piano chased a spirit of religion
right out the sanctuary like they said
and down the aisle somebody rolled
a boulder that hit the altar breaking
into rocks all over that fancy place
and threads in dresses got gold
or some bright color before the air
smelled like honeysuckle fumes
and you shoulda seen the balcony
clock fall and smash setting off
wristwatches flying everywhere
the camera on the boom dropped
its jaw and some woman's tongue
grew a shoot or some kind of vine
the baptismal waters got to laughing
and Bibles flapped to that crazy verse
in 2 Corinthians 5 and then I saw a fire
in my wife's ear! flipped me out man
I blew it out but the flame came back
like them birthday candles It's okay
she said It don't hurt and that's when
I hit the floor and started praying
and got slain in the Spirit good
that's the last thing I remember
until my little honey woke me up
in the back row after the service
so I just wanted to let you know
it's true about the piano and that
this mostly white people church
ain't as bad as we thought it was